Morning Thoughts from the Pup

"Yesterday the boy took me swimming. I wanted out of that water and swam to the side to climb over the edge. Then the boy showed me the steps which led me out of the pool. Mom wanted my photo, but I did not want my picture made while I was trying to escape that big tub of water. This morning I woke Momma-Lady up early. She took me outside, and now I want to sleep. She, however, is wide awake wondering how the boy she calls "grandson" is going to learn 20 pages of script in one weekend, one day left now, for drama tryouts on Monday. I may just be a pup, but I know the boy must have known before Friday that he needed to learn his part in the play. Why did he wait until yesterday? Why do the two-leggers go to school anyway? Why have to work when they could be like me and play, eat and sleep all day, day after day? Arf! Arf!"
—the boxer pup Thor